bring back blogging #1

 ok so here I go!

I'm not totally sure where the idea came from- maybe it was buried under a ton of brain fat. Anyways, I love to yap and I figured if theres anyone who'd like to listen to my rants in a more literetical way NOW YOU CAN!!!!! Omg wait I just figured out I can change colors look! To be completely translucent, I didn't totally know what a blog was until 3 days ago when I had the revelation. I wish I could say it came to me in a dream but my dreams are too lame for that. I'm most familliar with Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl, and (thats all I can think of) as the blogs of the century. Hopefully this will make the list. I feel like blogging has kinda died down in popularity

    probs bc people are less inclined to actually read but I dont know it could be worse. I'll try to keep these relativly short so it doesn't feel like youre skimming through assigned reading but rather that youre skimming through unicorn awesome bubblegum flavored ice cream glitter sparkle farts. It would totally rock if everyone could have a blog and we could all read them together. Its kinda like a public-ish diary (which bye the way is easy to mispell as "dairy"). I personally beliveve that certain mispellings are totally hilarious like all the time

but then again I have that sort of problem where I think everything is hilarious like all the time. I'm sure a medication will come out sooner or later. If you've made it this far in your perusing (thats a big word), comment BANANA ICE CREAM SOCIAL!!! because my dad bought this like banana-caramel gelato today it sucked. 

I notice this is a diff shade of orange but its a free cuntry (sometimes) so I'll be happy to do whatever I want!!!!!! The whole point anyway is to spread the word. AMAL IS BLOGGING. BRING BACK BLOGGING. BBB. (which in this case does NOT stand for Big Booty Babes ((although it might make more sense that way))). wait im trying to figure out how to put the wink emoji ironically bc I think thats funny. Whatever im done toodles!!!!!!!!!        😜did it.


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